Challenge #4

Ok, tribe this is a different challenge. You will be answering 10 questions. Answer them any way you want. On Sunday I will post what people said but without the names of the people who answered them. Your job is to vote on your favorite. The 3 people with the most votes wins immunity and reward. The reward is double the votes. The 3 people with the least amount of votes are up for elimination. Send me your answers through PM.

Also the hosts and people already eliminated will be voting as well.
So good luck.

Questions
1. What is the speed of Darkness?

2. At a movie theater which arm rest is yours?

3. How far east can you go before you're heading west?

4. Why is vanilla ice cream white when vanilla extract is brown?

5. What do you do when you see an endangered animal that is eating an endangered plant?

6. If parents say, "Never take candy from strangers" then why do we celebrate Halloween?

7. How do you handcuff a one-armed man?

8. What happens to an irrisitable force when it hits an immovable object?

9. Why do people say "heads up" when you should duck?

10. When sign makers go on strike, is anything written on their signs?

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On Sunday

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Sorry for the wait website was giving me error messages. Also I extending it a day due to pm box being full. So Ty and Choco I need your answers.

I'm not doing this challenge. So, if you do vote me out, don't do it because I'm inactive, just do it because I'm not creative enough to come up with anything. I'd rather you not vote me out at all, but do whatever you guys want.

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So just waiting for Choco

Ok, here are everyone’s answers. Vote for the top 3 in each category. Send me your votes. A couple of rules.

1. No announcing which ones are yours if you do you will be up for elimination.
2. Each vote gets you one point. The three people with the most votes get a reward which is double the votes.
3. votes are due by Thursday at 9pm

1. What is the speed of Darkness?

1. The opposite of the speed of light?

2. Not a question of its speed. Darkness is just always there. Even behind a sun, there's some place in the universe where there is darkness. In the end, even a Sun must go out, and the darkness wins. Every time.

3. It's however fast Chuck Norris can flip a light switch off.

4. Opposite of the Speed of Light.

5. The speed of light in reverse

6. Vote Wonderfulme OUT!

7. The same as the speed of light

8. 1000 mph

9. Fierce

2. At a movie theater which arm rest is yours?

1. It depends. If there is a good chance the person sitting closest to me has recently puked up their popcorn on all available arm rests to one side, I'll go with the other side.

2. Screw everyone else. They're both mine.

3. Both. They're both there for a reason.

4. Both of the ones beside me.

5. What ever side has the weakest person on it

6. Both are yours. Fuck the rest

7. The left one, since my girlfriend always sits to the right of me

8. Right

9. Both

3. How far east can you go before you're heading west?

1. 68 miles.

2. Well I had an answer but then I realized the world was round and everything got messed up.

3. There isn't an answer. You'll always be going east.

4. All the way to the water.

5. How far do you want to go?

6. Like 25 feet

7. You're always going east if you're going east

8. when you're one step right before where you started

9. the east side of baghdad

4. Why is vanilla ice cream white when vanilla extract is brown?

1. Vanilla extract is, in fact, bird shit.

2. Why are you racist?

3. Because it can be. Are you trying to be racist or something like that?!?

4. Because vanilla extract is really crap.

5. Because the ice cream has milk in it

6. Because the ice cream makers like to fuck around with the ice cream

7. Because I went diarrhea in all of the vanilla extract in the world

8. Magic

9. people would get brown vanilla icecream confused with chocolate


5. What do you do when you see an endangered animal that is eating an endangered plant?

1. I'll assume that the animal has large fangs and that the plant has the ability to eat me, in which case I'll do what anyone else would do and shoot them both with my handy dandy hunting rifle.

2. That means I'm probably hunting so I would shoot the animal and have a very rare type of dinner that noone has ever had before.

3. Say, "Global warming is gonna kill us all, so, have it at, little buddy. Eat away!"

4. I don't really care about endangered plants so I'd probally just walk away.

5. Kill them both before not following laws

6. You kill them both

7. Eat them both

8. let them eat it they're going to poop it

9. nothing, i wouldnt care


6. If parents say, "Never take candy from strangers" then why do we celebrate Halloween?

1. Halloween is catchier than 'Come Out Of The Closet By Dressing Up As A Woman "As A Joke" And Then Spend The Rest Of The Week In The Office With a Very Glued On Wig And A Very Blown Ego Blown Geddit Because It Is A Gay Joke...Day'

2. You never specified WHAT type of candy.

3. To weed out the smart kids from the dumb kids. A little evolution at it's best.

4. haha...Never thought about. I guess there is one day kid's can live on the wild side.

5. Because we like candy

6. Because you free candy is boss

7. To teach our parents a lesson!

8. its just what we do

9. to get drunk, I mean cause we can


7. How do you handcuff a one-armed man?

1. Handcuff his feet.

2. Handcuff the other part to his balls.

3. You place one handcuff around his one wrist and the other around the ankle of his other side.

4. Handcuff the one arm and attach the other cuff to his privates.

5. Hand cuff him to his foot

6. Give him a fake arm and call it a day.

7. To a stripper's pole

8. make a one cuffed handcuff

9. shackle his legs with a ball

8. What happens to an irrisitable force when it hits an immovable object?

1. Overused movie lines get thrown around, because all it takes is a little push and then anarchy or something happens. I haven't seen the movie in a while.

2. You get Batman and the Joker.

3. A black hole would open up and the world would begin to come to an end.

4. Time stops.

5. They both get destroyed

6. They both fail

7. Another big bang

8. Kaboom

9. IDK

9. Why do people say "heads up" when you should duck?

1. Because ducks, as all know, have no common sense. Neither do those who do -not- duck when a large, flying object comes flying at their head. Due to this, renowned jester William Shakespeare wrote the quote: 'Hath the duck not duck thy head, what Should have happened?' At this point, printing presses were becoming popular, but people are cheap bastards so while typing this line, reviewers shortened it to: 'Hath the duck thy head.' Worried that this wasn't nearly provocative enough to become a popular line amongst Ye Porne addicts, it was changed to, 'Hath the up-facing duck head,' which really didn't make any sense, you see, so when Diderot published the ninety-seventh edition of his encyclopedia, he changed it to: "Face up, heads of ducks." Noticing this had nothing to do with his original quote, William Shakespeare, in an angry and drunken rage, decided to patronize the author (unsuccessfully, as is shown later on) by shouting: "Heads up, ducks!" as he threw his hat at Diderot, promptly chopping the man's head off (this, as you all know from history classes, inspired the James Bond scene). Once ducks went out of fashion in 1873 and Shakespeare (and anything he did) was considered pretty much godly, people began a perverse tribute of him by throwing their hats at rivals and shouting "Heads up" shortly before impact.

2. The person who said "heads up" really wants to see you get hurt. I'd do the same thing. Pain is funny.

3. To try and be funny, to get you to raise you head so they can have something to laugh about.

4. Because it's funny when people get confused and get whacked in the head.

5. To improve the gene pool

6. Cause people like that are retarded

7. Because they want you to get hit

8. It just is

9. yo face is ugly thats why

10. When sign makers go on strike, is anything written on their signs?

1. As if anyone would go on strike in this economy.

2. Yes, and they'll be the best fucking group of signs with whitty remarks and catchy phrases the world has ever seen.

3. 10. Not at the start, but they go to Wal-Mart and then buy signs with writing on them there.

4. They have no signs....they have their mouths.

5. They put them together with old signs

6. SHUT THE FUCK UP DARRENNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNn

7. Only in invisible ink

8. Yes

9. No

Also you can't vote for yourselves

I did this btw.

Okay.

Sorry for the delay I haven't been feeling good. I'll get the results up as quickly as possible

I added up the votes but it's still very close and only 5 people voted. Challenge results will be posted on Friday. And those who did not voted will get 3 votes taken off their final tally for this challenge. And with the votes so close it could mean the difference from 1st place to elimination

I voted.

....the results didn't get posted yet, did they?

Ask Wonderfulme. The Goddess knows.

Results are in
1st Place Eric with 22
2nd and 3rd place Gizmo and Choco with 19

Up for Elimination
Ty- did not send in answers
Wonderfulme- 7 points
Bronco- 11 points (exactly 1 point behind Briguy and Abcrow


Tribal Council to be up shortly and everyone please read the tribal council thread there will be some important info on it.